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Inspired by Domains Australia’s mass mail out and Chesley Rafferty’s drug charges; Skeeve Stevens penned these words of satire on the .au DNS list:

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Domains Australia Pty Ltd.
Hakea Prison, Nicholson Road, Canning Vale 6155, WA.

DOMAIN NAME AVAILABLE

The domain name “www.chelsey-is-someones-bitch.com” or “www.my-ass-is-sore.com” are currently available for registration. Domains Australia will arrange the registration for a 2 year period (or however long I get sentenced for) for $1000 inc GST (inflation due to legal fees) (or also you can throw a tennis ball over the fence with contraband) if you return the slip below by the time I am out of prison.

Some notes on domain names:

- Domain name have become an important tool in prisons in Australia and all across the world. Many prisoners have them even though they don’t have access to the internet.
- This domain name registration is for a two year period - or due to me receiving a longer sentence than expected, will automatically be renewed for each two year period.
- Domain names can be used to identify both which prison you are in and your sexual preference. All new domain name registrations with Domains Australia come with a web services pack free for three months. With this you can put up pictures of you in your greens, photos of you on visits and if you should so choose, photos of you being sodomised by Bubba.
- Please note that if you are not the current proprietor or you do not want the domain name, then please reconsider or you may be shiv’d if you don’t do as you’re damn well told.

Register before I get parole and receive a free hour sexual encounter with me if you are in Hakea Prison. Remember, I’d put out for domain names.

Chelsey Rafferty (Remember, Rafferty Rules ;-)
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